IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, DO ITTTTTT

Ask and I'll answer...

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:

9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

11: Top or bottom?

12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________

13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?

14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

23: How big is too big (peniswise):

24: One sexual thing you would never do:

25: Biggest turn on:

26: Three spots that drive you insane:

27: Worst possible time to get horny:

28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

30: How much fapping is too much fapping:

31: Best sexual complement you ever got:

32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"

35: What your favorite part of your body:

36: Favorite foreplay activities:

37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

38: What do you wear to bed?

39: When was the first time you masturbated:

40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?

46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

49: Most attractive celebrity?

50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now

52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

54: Do you have stretch marks?

55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?

56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?

57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

66: Do you watch porn?

67: How small is too small?

68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?

72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?

73: If you could give yourself head, would you?

74: Booty or Boobs?

75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

76: Have you ever been on an official date?

77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

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